Thursday, June 19, 2003 

God Almighty, You Woke Him Up

Posted
by Gill Michaelson

Frank and I have been best friends since we were kids. I can’t believe he has made a stunning realization. The Democratic Party simply exists to provide balance to the political system. Liberal, hippy, lazy freaks; you are on notice. If Frank understands that the tide is turning, you better be next.

Let me explain this to you in simple terms. The Republicans want you to keep you to keep your money, work hard, and buy things to enhance the economy. The Democrats want to take money from hard working people and give it to the lazy slobs who decide they do not want to work. There is no argument to it. This is a fact. If you like… you can look it up. Now, just follow these 5 easy steps to becoming a Republican and enjoying a better life.

1) Shave. (Men your face, women your legs)
2) Get a suit. (Navy blue)
3) Set a goal for yourself. Here is a good one, find a job and stop collecting Welfare.
4) Learn the following words and terms: Reganomics, Tax Deferred Annuity, Trust Fund, and Ditto Head.
5) Register to vote and learn how to operate a voting device. I think you know what I am getting at.

Now, the above does not apply to the following groups: Artists, Actors, Social Workers, and Musicians. 75% of those people do support themselves and actually believe the whacky ideas of the Liberal policy makers. To you I say, Enjoy your delusion. The other 25% need to act like they believe it so people will think they are sensitive and continue to support their work.

You know it’s true.




posted by Gill 1:50 PM

Don't Women Hit Sexual Prime at 40?

Posted
by FrankChalmers

Well it seems that Gill and I have left out some very important people again! During Gill’s inebriated ramblings and my last article we have forgotten to mention one thing… No, wait… We left out just about everything, but I digress. It seems that older women, the 40+ crowd are feeling a bit neglected. Well don’t!!!!! It just so happens that some of my favorite porn sites are M.I.L.F sites. Do your own research if you have no idea as to what a M.I.L.F. is.
On a lighter note the website will be completely up and running in early July. Yes you will still be able to find the Gill and Frank posts, but with a ton more material, too. New contributors, an advice column and monthly contests. Also, if there is something you would like to see, send us an email and we’ll see if it’s worthy for the site. So stay tuned to our occasional posts and see you at the retooled site next month!!!!!!
OUT!

posted by FrankChalmers 9:01 AM